\u201cIt couldn\u2019t be topped!\u201d They said.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe music industry ignored your first album\u201d They insisted.<\/p>\n
\u201cAbsolutely nobody listens to music ironically\u201d They sneered.<\/p>\n
Well who said anything about being ironic?<\/p>\n
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That\u2019s right. Old Big Dick\u2019s back* and he\u2019s smashed it out the park yet again. Proving inequivicably that when people tell you about their difficult second album those people are moaning little \u201cwoe-is-me\u201d, wet behind the ears, pussies.<\/p>\n
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It\u2019s not enough that he\u2019s a multi-award winning comedian, BAFTA nominated filmmaker, excellent actor, well respected playwrite, competent artist, kind and generous, a wonderful humaitarian and feminist, who has a rockin\u2019 bod and an ass that just won\u2019t quit (in a good way). He is also one of the seminal musicians of his or any generation.<\/p>\n
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Listen to this album. Cum in your pants. Then crank it up to 10 (which is the loudest FYI) and listen to it again to hear all the little bits that you were too stupid to hear the first time because you were too busy witnessing the rebirth of a legend.<\/p>\n
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The real tragedy is that Nick Helm IS fucking amazing and he doesn\u2019t even realise it. You should be thanking him right now.<\/p>\n
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You\u2019re welcome!!!<\/p>\n
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Nick Fuckin\u2019 Helm<\/p>\n
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*Average sized penis.<\/p>\n
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New Album Available NOW! \u201cIt couldn\u2019t be topped!\u201d They said. \u201cThe music industry ignored your first album\u201d They insisted. \u201cAbsolutely nobody listens to music ironically\u201d They sneered. Well who said anything about being ironic? That\u2019s right. Old Big Dick\u2019s back* and he\u2019s smashed it out the park yet again….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2053,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nick-helm.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2052"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nick-helm.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nick-helm.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nick-helm.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nick-helm.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nick-helm.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2052\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nick-helm.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nick-helm.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nick-helm.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nick-helm.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}